Ladies and Gentlemen, the movie the ladies have been waiting for has finally arrived amongst us!! I can’t think of one woman who isn’t excited about this movie, I’m sure my grandmother herself is excited about this one. Ah to think of all the babies that will be made as a result of “Magic Mike” and “50 Shades of Grey”, let’s just say the hospitals are going to be very busy 9 months from now.
Guys face it, we ladies have had to face one movie after the next of women flaunting all of their lady bits on the movie screen for your pleasure as we’re left sitting next to you screaming in our heads “DAMN YOU PHOTOSHOP!!!”. Whilst you gents have been enjoying yourselves, we have had to sit on the sidelines hoping, wishing, waiting that someday someone would have the proper courtesy to indulge us in a film that would make us and all of our lady bits incredibly happy. Face it guys… We have the right to vote, we own our own businesses and now… WE HAVE YOU STRIPPING FOR US ON THE BIG SCREEN. #GameWon
But while we gloat in all of our glory as our vaginas are not just thought of for producing babies, I will not forget you men. At the end of the day, without you all of our fantasies remain in fantasy land. No I will not join you ladies who go on and on about how your vibrator does the job, I call bs. We know deep down in our hearts that a man who loves us and who knows what he’s doing is the epitome of ecstasy . But men while you finally have to deal with the pressure of why your flab isn’t a sick pack, why your body isn’t as tan as a bronze god and why your hips don’t thrust the same way Channing Tatum’s, take heart I have not forgotten you.
I decided to let you guys in on a secret that I am convinced will help you all. It’s an area where I see most single men lacking in, or when those who do decide to enter into relationships often find themselves lacking. Two words, I have two words for you gentlemen that could solve many problems, close many deals and finally but not the least, keep us ladies happy. Are you ready for these two empowering words that will forever change your dating/relationship lives?
Here they are… Persistence and Consistency. I can’t tell you how many guys I have said yes to and dated longer than what I actually intended all because they were not only persistent, but consistent. Guys who weren’t as attractive, or for whatever reason just not my cup of tea, yet I’d find myself going on that 2nd and 3rd date as if I were in a daze. And there were those guys that I found myself interested in, yet because they lacked persistence and consistency I eventually dismissed them. I have this crazy idea that I am worth being pursued, so when a guy isn’t actively doing that I am no longer actively interested in him and find myself moving on. So when they come back 2 weeks later wondering “Hey why aren’t you interested, why are you talking to other guys?” it is in that moment that I feel inclined to educate them.
Grant it you have to find the fine line between persistence and just flat out being creepy. Yes there is a difference and by all means do you not want to be the creepy stalker guy. So while you want to be persistent and consistent, you want to make sure that she has some sort of interest in you. If she doesn’t then you’ll clearly be wasting your time. However if she has given you the go ahead, then buddy jump on the bull and ride it until you’ve won!
So while Magic Mike may have his tricks up his sleeve, wait wait.. he’s not wearing a shirt, okay well I think we all know where Magic Mike stores his magic, the rest of you gentleman without tanned six packs and pearly white teeth can use your new ammunition. Good luck guys, the stakes are up!!